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Tuesday, 19 September 2017

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, I had a lazy day today as it was my 74th birthday. Had a visit from friends this afternoon,and now dinner is finished, I have woken up ready to provide you all with more fun stuff!








Looks pretty dangerous!









Let's go sailing! - It's so calming!













Put the pillowcases on the pillows she said......
so he did!













Granny made you this so you will wear it!!!












I don't think that that is what they are saying!!!












This is fake made to look like handwriting even with a smudge!












This is a cereus it only blooms once a year and lasts one day!












Fake Pink Floyd Album Cover!












This hornet's nest looks like Captain Akbar!











Clever idea!












An honest name for her pet!













Her brother tried to video the Father Daughter dance!












I don't do high fives, but this is rather cool!









Yet another Moron almost removes himself from the gene pool!











Harwich Weather for Wednesday









A few light showers are possible at first, but these will soon clear to leave a mostly dry and bright day. Cloud will tend to increase again later.
Maximum temperature: 18 deg C 
Wind: South-West 12 mph, gusting 23 mph

UV Level: 2 | Pollen Level: 1 | Air Pollution: 1
Thanks Essexweather.com



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Thanks once again for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.


Monday, 18 September 2017

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends,  After a quick trip to Colchester, we dodged the showers and arrived home dry. Now once again I am scraping around the net for more pictorial fun, just for you!









Black n White


Thanks Mags!












Made from a solid lump of chestnut!













You spit at me - I spit at you!












Another comedian in the traffic office..













Disappeared!


Thanks Ann!










I despair about English spelling
Will these help?


Thanks again Ann!













Meanwhile in Russia -
meet Antonina Hopkins!













Be afraid - very afraid!













Meet the team!












Is there anything to make this more perfect!













Unusual and beautiful reservoir!













It's great to give!













The expectation v/s the reality!













Can I smell burning?













Kids come out with funny stuff!











Superman Bollywood style!











The "Give up smoking" machine












Harwich Weather for Tuesday








Any patches of mist or fog will clear through the morning. A dry and bright day follows with sunny intervals and light winds. Feeling a touch warmer. 
Maximum temperature: 17 deg C 
Wind: North-West 6 mph, gusting 14 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com

UV Level: 1 | Pollen Level: 4 | Air Pollution: 1





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Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.






Sunday, 17 September 2017

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, After a short boat trip this morning, and all that sea air, most of the afternoon was spent dozing on the sofa! Now, washing up completed, I can turn my concentration to producing something to amuse your good selves!







She only wanted to photo her ice cream!









OK, So bash up an old oil drum - sit back and listen -ultimate coolness!













Tonight's words of wisdom from Will Smith - Ha!














The day after the hurricane this squirrel shot into his house, jumped on his hat
 and promptly fainted, must have had a hellish night!














Big Brother may well be watching you!












A definite case of virtual reality!













No, not a huge disaster at the paint shop - this is a work of art!












Kill! Kill! Kill!


Thanks Colin!












I hated Auto Correct!


Thanks Derek!











A small boy asked to mow the White House lawn. He was allowed, here he is followed by the POTUS!














The Cosmic Caterpillar!














Believe me or believe me not!













Badass Tibbles!













Good Game! Good Game!













Little children have no prejudice!














Boom Boom!


Thanks Neil!












These are appearing on nature trails!












Amish Mugshots - bet they're all related!













The University of Zagreb Croatia, advert for English classes!










More from the QI Elves





OK Mr Showoff!














Awwww!












Harwich Weather for Monday









Starting dry with early mist and fog clearing. Bright or sunny spells with showers developing by the afternoon, most likely in Eastern districts of Essex.
Maximum temperature: 15 deg C 
Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 17 mph

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 1 | Air Pollution: 1
Thanks Essexweather.com



My Weather Station Live




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.