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Friday, 20 April 2018

Your Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Another summery day with warm sun! Most unusual for us here! Rescued a computer this morning, and pm visited Frinton for stores and then the boat. Now back indoors to create for you the latest cavalcade of pictorial fun - just for you!





Post it note art!











Remember this lot?















Seems a nice chap!













It took me a minute, but it is the coolest dummy!












On his stag night they had a Chinese - this was in his fortune cookie!











Be a mate!










 This Russian man is trying to give up smoking, 
so he is only allowed to have it opened for food!











There's always an upside!











Halle Berry is now 51 !












Quality Control!












The first city to ban diesels!


Thanks Klaus!










Oooh!












I see irony!












No not the Alien invasion! - Just clouds













I went Wow..........then Meh!












Just love the Cousins' slogans!


Thanks Mo!










Boozer's Pie Chart!












Scary Santa!













The new electric Post Office vans look like they came from Pixar!












Thanks Derek!








That scent gland thingy!












And still nobody likes a showoff!












Harwich Weather for Saturday!


Dry, often sunny and very warm inland, but with cooling onshore breezes. Thundery showers may develop during the evening and overnight.
Maximum temperature: 20 deg C 
Wind: South-East 10 mph, gusting 20 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com





Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday, 19 April 2018

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, A bit sad today, it was the funeral of an old friend, all carried out with dignity and humour. Now back indoors for a new exciting episode of the fun blog - just for you!






An Edinburgh pub has a ceiling light filled 
with rubber ducks!










Now for something completely different!















He was so stressed he burst his stress ball!












Going to the movies in 2018!











He was so peed off with the weather he put up his lights again!












Inappropriate cardigan!













Fun at school making smoothies with a bicycle!












The kids did this and hid, their mother nearly had a nightmare
 when she looked in the rearview mirror!












This lecturer noticed that most of his students were doing most of their work on the internet,
 so he pranked them by challenging them to identify him!












His little daughter pointed out "The cute little penguin" on the dash!













Tonight's philosophical thought!












Very appreciative client!!!












Typical of a cat!












It says "Before man had discovered the wheel,
women had invented the handbrake!


Thanks Klaus!











Since hatching in a nearby tree these baby owls spend most of the time
 peering through the window!













Skippy wasn't expecting that!











Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!








You are feeling very sleepy!











A trait of human nature that we laugh
at other's misfortune!













Harwich Weather for Friday!


Early mist and fog patches will soon lift and clear, to leave another very warm and sunny day. However, some low cloud may linger near the coast.

Maximum temperature: 23 deg C 
Wind: North-West 6 mph, gusting 13 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com






More Spring sunshine today!








My Weather Station at 2000







Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday, 18 April 2018

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was the warmest day so far. I helped herself shop for aged aunt, and then got a permit to go to the boat, where I did some cleaning and checked the engine. Now home and glowing from sunburn, I am doing my best to make up a scintillating blog - just for you!






What in all that is sane - is that thing???











Down down down!


Thanks Klaus!








That's not quite how I learned it!!!












This is a live Sand Dollar













Situation normal!













Unique marsupial dilemma!












Meanwhile in Alberta!












Why on earth?












This is what a house looks like when it's on meth!












Yup!

Thanks Joanne!










Great sentiment! - Pity you ducked off school!












Awwww!













This gorilla appears to be lecturing his audience!











Doh!










John's Joke
Thanks John!









Wayheeeeey!













Japanese Lego pop up castle











More Wisdom







Harwich Weather for Thursday



Dry and fine with plenty of very warm sunshine, although likely cooler around the Essex coast once again. Light winds. High UV and pollen levels.
Maximum temperature: 24 deg C 
Wind: South-East 6 mph, gusting 14 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com






Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.